Nutcrackers!

I came to work today and found this in my office.

According to German folklore, nutcrackers were given as keepsakes to bring good luck to your family and protect your home.  The legend says that a nutcracker represents power and strength and servels like a trusty watch dog guarding your family from evil spirits an ddanger.  A fierce protector, the nutcracker bares its teeth to the evil spirits and serves as the traditional messenger of good luck and goodwill.

Or, you could have a Wilson to fearlessly protect your home...